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Beth Kuhn

@bethkuhn

chews gum like an 80s bully. loves horror movies and cheddar in either order. 🌜🧀🌛

Joined May 2009
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if literally anything says “Rare” in the title I’m like “oh yeah this is rare”


Laundry sucks but lord do I wish I could throw the floors, bathrooms and toys into a giant cleaning machine once a week


Bob Barker died at 99 so that he wouldn’t go over


It’s crazy teaching a baby to eat solids like, ok here eat some pure avocado and sweet potato while mommy eats Wheat Thins and Nerds Rope for dinner.


If I hear one more BetterHelp ad during this podcast I’m gonna need therapy


Ariana left her husband for Sponge Boq


Post the weirdest selfie you can take without using any filter

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Having two showers is great except now I have to check behind TWO curtains for serial killers before bed each night.


We should celebrate milestones as adults the way we celebrate them with babies. I’m going to be 1,877 weeks old on Monday and that’s awesome.


No one has ever improved on the Wendy’s Frosty.


Imagine living in a small town where you drive somewhere you need to go and park right outside. I tried to get to a Panera yesterday via the el train then Uber & turns out the Panera was on the 2nd floor of a hospital and 3 of the 4 entrances were blocked due to “construction”


I don’t trust people with nothing on their refrigerators. Your kitchen is not too good for a wedding invitation from 2009 that you didn’t go to.


Me: I don’t believe fake news Also Me: It’s got “famous” in the name so the chicken MUST be good


It’s almost Krampus season, the most wonderful time of the year.


Thanks for not telling me the zip code when I asked for your address. I have all zip codes memorized.


For someone reason I always assume I can’t have my cell phone when I go to vote- like it’s a test I have to pass without cheating.


Why do people in non-urgent office jobs think it’s ok to email requests over the weekend? You can wait until Monday, Sebastian. Calm down.


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