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Look at the guy ETH was benching 😳😳. The funniest part is, ETH started benching him after a good run of form. How would you bench someone that just won the club's player of the month award 😳 He needs to be employed back and be sacked again the following minute. #MUNEVE #MUFC

I agree it’s a vital skill, but how exactly do you ‘teach’ critical thinking? How do you map a thought process digestible to others? These are not easy questions. What it took to be the thinker of your thoughts, is just another extra thought. How does a thought teach thinking?

Instead of the voting spectacle that happens every 4 years where we get to choose from 2 or 3 preselected people who always have to be friendly with the US Consular-General and make a pilgrimage to Chatham House in London, we should start focusing on HOW these leaders are…

Good morning, @customsNG In these videos, filmed on Saturday night, your men can be spotted at patrol stops and at checkpoints giving passes and granting thoroughfare to smugglers crossing into Lagos via Badagry. While many of the cars were evidently smuggling rice, chicken…

Good morning, @CustomsNG I’m writing to congratulate you on finally successfully smuggling over 2,000 cars containing over 6,500,000kg of rice into the country in trickles through Badagry, with the major act happening from Saturday night into the early hours of Sunday morning.…

It's been a really humbling 5 years for me. Back in 2019, I used to write these really scathing articles criticising Paul Kagame and everything he stood for because "democracy," "human rights," and "civil freedoms." Well since then, I've ended up in exile away from my…

The question I get most often is, "Why bother?" My answer has never changed: You couldn't possibly understand, so don't bother asking. To a person whose total human experience sums up to the bottom 2 layers of Maslow's hierarchy of needs, life is all about the next opportunity…

Good morning, @customsNG As I write this, your men are currently helping smugglers sneak loads of bags of rice into Nigeria from Benin Republic. I am yet to establish if this movement is a constituent of the over 6,500,000kg of rice originally billed to be smuggled in with…

Yesterday in federal court, the CIA, FBI, and DEA filed a memorandum opposing our motion for summary judgment in the FOIA disclosure case about President Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s drug trafficking investigation records, where we are seeking to have the redactions removed from the…

Actually, I undercalculated the weight of rice bags that would have been smuggled yesterday. It's far more than 130,000kg. 2,000 cars (at least) * 65 bags per car * 50kg per bag. That's a whopping 6,500,000kg of rice (or 7,165tons)!

Good evening, @CustomsNG I am aware that your officers have colluded with smugglers to move well over 130,000kg of rice from Benin Republic into Nigeria tonight, Sunday November 11, 2024. All is set. Your men, working with Adeyemi Habeeb Abdulganiy, the multi…

Dear @GWR, APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY. I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid. As of this year, Nigeria's national…

Today makes it 11 days that Fr Thomas Oyode, the Rector of Immaculate Conception Minor Seminary in Edo State, Nigeria, offered himself in exchange for his students who were abducted by some Fulani herdsmen. Eleven days have gone and Fr Thomas is still in the kidnappers' den💔 🙏🏿

Jay's (not his real name) father was a well known religious figure. The family is wealthy and he married into another wealthy family. His wife was gorgeous and accomplished but he had one weakness. He slept with maids and househelps in our estate. I was shocked when I found out.

It's absolutely crazy how APC has convinced Nigerians that increased IGR is a metric of good governance. Mental

I’m genuinely excited for this amazing opportunity. I don’t take it lightly, and I’m committed to giving my absolute best.

One of the many ways you can easily bamboozle Nigerians is to hurl a truckload of English at them and watch them melt, because our people may be able to read and write English, but comprehension is another matter entirely. You can describe someone as "a ruler who rewrote…

I'm currently at the High Court of the FCT for trial in the N500m lawsuit instituted against me and @fijnigeria by Ibrahim Egungbohun Dende (IBD Dende). The matter was already fixed for trial but IBD Dende is nowhere to be found. His Counsel wrote a letter to withdraw the…