Bethany Sullivan
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I put chia seeds in every smoothie I make. Weird flecks, but okay.
👑And we have a winner!👑 Spellingbee from Canada is officially the new Gwent Master!
BREAKING: Boris Johnson says he’ll now back Theresa May’s deal, which he’s repeatedly trashed as a terrible deal he could never support. This is because if it passes, she quits & he may become Prime Minister. Such courage! Such principle! Such a shameless little ****.
Hi Caitlyn, I don't know who you are but just Googled you & discovered you were eliminated at the judges' house stage of X Factor. So I bow to your expertise when it comes to people with no talent.
People think I say offensive things purely for the joy of upsetting people. This is not the case. I do it for the money.
Seeing a lot of "Well when are they gonna remake RE3, huh?" today RE2's has been out half a week, can we just savor something for once? do we have to consume everything in one bite and then demand seconds? WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE SOME DAY Escalated quickly but you get it, right
Just seen a really funny meme. Can’t wait for my dad to show me it in three years.
I can't decide if I'm furious or grateful about this @Microsoft #Outlook outage which means I've been unable to send or receive any emails for 10 hours. On balance, probably grateful.
nah i refuse to believe this is real...what the fuck fam 🤣
I think it's a good idea for The Oscars to have no host. No guests and no cameras would be good too. Just tweet the list of winners for anyone who still gives a fuck.
me screaming into my DS lite in the back of my dads car teaching my nintendogs their name:
Listening to music whilst revising is great until you realise instead of working for the past hour you've been raving at your desk 😂😂
The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough
If I hosted the Oscars I would wear a black dress to make an important point AND look sexy.
As an actual man, a real man, with a human prick and balls, I’m so enraged that Greggs have made a vegan sausage roll that I’ve chopped my own cock off, wrapped it in puff pastry and am eating it now. It tastes like man. Tiny man. But meat man. Not vegan.
Greggs shutting folk down for complaining about a vegan sausage roll is just an incredible start to 2019
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