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midnightrambler

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Now playing : the piano has been drinking - Tom waits


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Dimitar Berbatov first touch masterclass 🇧🇬🤝


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Competition time! Win a Gonzo bundle! Since @elonmusk took away our blue tick, we feel we are shouting into the Twitter void. Let us know you're still here! Follow this account, like and RT this tweet. Winner will be randomly selected from those that do and announced on July 15!

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It was poor in every department including feather


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Losing his voice, ticks taking over, he battled through and the crowd lifted him up. What a set #LewisCapaldi absolutely incredible #glastonbury2023 moment


A pair of guest list places and a signed setlist up for grabs for each show. Share the poster, include #TimsTicketGiveaway and let us know which gig you’d like to go to. Winners picked at random 9.30am tomorrow (Wednesday). Sound good? Course it does 🙌

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“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.” ~ Jim Morrison

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"I was not in a mood for idle conversation. The day had been ugly and my heart was full of hate for everything human." ~ Hunter S. Thompson

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Was at the FUNFAIR today ….. the encapsulation of Britain ….. miserable people at every turn pretending to be happy getting fucked out their money in front of their faces


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"I thought they'd get rid of me unless my name was Juan McGinn" 🤣🤣 John McGinn talks about the Spanish style Unai Emery has brought to Aston Villa


Prepare for your heroes to fall today with this fucking guest list


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⚡️Adidas Giveaway⚡️ Prizes : 2 x 1st Prize - Pair of the New adidas Handball Spezial To Enter ▪️ Like This Tweet❤️ ▪️ Comment colour choice (Blue or Yellow) 🔵🟡 ▪️ Retweet ♻️ Winners drawn 12.30pm Thurs 6th April Good Luck🤞

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The most successful captain in the history of Manchester United felt he had to prove himself in every single training session, but Harry Maguire doesn't feel he has to prove himself anymore.

🚨 Maguire: "I shouldn't have to prove myself at this level. I have over 50 caps, I've played almost 200 times for Manchester United, captaining the club for three years, but I understand that when you're United captain, you are more scrutinized." #MUFC 🔴

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🗣️ “Technique is not being able to juggle a ball 1000 times. Anyone can do that by practicing. Then go and work in the circus. Technique is passing the ball with one touch, with the right speed, at the right time, to the correct foot of your team mate.” RIP Johan Cruyff. 🇳🇱🕊️

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Men now get asked if they know the offside rule if they like football


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Antoine Dupont is the best player on the planet. By some distance. #ENGvFRA


Now playing : Eye know - De La Soul


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