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@aschwartz789

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Joined July 2012
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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.


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Did we do it, did we save the daylight


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starting my period on election day because i'm a true patriot who bleeds for this country


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I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein


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This is why graphic designers deserve the big bucks No way I could’ve came up with something this incredible

PayPal have updated their logo Old vs. new:

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Old vs. new:
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Old vs. new:


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waking up and doing it all again tomorrow

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if 5 random white ppl come up to me & tell me they are imagine dragons im gonna have no choice but to believe them


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standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

biglunty's tweet image. standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

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I told you not to go through his phone girl

I'm sick



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if the police brought me this during an interrogation everybody getting locked up

I definitely need to make the chicken Caesar Salad Sandwich ASAP.



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[flirting] yeah those tax benefits for married couples sure are kinda cool right?


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I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery


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You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:


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this elder abuse livestream


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moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks


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I don’t like who I become when I’m around a cheese board. Very greedy and competitive


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Bro: Yo want to get a drink after work? Me:


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