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Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.


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new york for christmas would heal me


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every girl's personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever


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me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

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I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.


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i'm so sorry taylor swift i cry a lot but i'm not productive


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I'm HIRING !!! looking for someone to take care of me Full Time.


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When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips


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me at 3am with brutal insomnia trying to get any sleeping position to work


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i am honestly fine with this being the end of vanderpump rules as we know it just to spite lala, scheana, and sandoval #pumprules #VPR


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why cant my career pursue me instead


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ymao (yapping my ass off)


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Unfortunately, I’ll never stop yapping


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so what do you like to do for fun? me :

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unfortunately i only know how to let things consume my entire being


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If I let you over in traffic, I expect my lil wave


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they should make an oppenheimer about the guy who created the jaegerbomb


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no it doesn’t bother me i just think about it all day everyday with a pit in my stomach


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clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity

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