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Alexander Wood

@ajwood26

My family and the Corps are my life, Sweden is colder than Egypt

Joined October 2019
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22 years ago this stinkin’ classic came out

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ladies, if he: -ghosts you -gaslights you -doesn’t understand empathy -“went to college” -has a computer wife -is obsessed with stealing the krabby patty secret formula ...he might be Sheldon J. Plankton


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Got my @SlimJim #dogecoin shirt and my fave good girl Nelli! #meat

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Without government, who would steal people's property, needlessly destroy it, and then make a video about it?

We have a message for anyone driving an illegal dirt bike in New York City: We’re gonna crush it.



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Serious question: Who is telling the President of the United States of America that he is not allowed to answer questions?


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Worth the read

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Phineas and Ferb’s summer starts today

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Cry me a river, Jeff Bezos lost out on a space contract so now Senate inserts a Bezos bailout provision for $10 billion for his space company?? Isn’t there some remnant of decency in Congress to oppose bailouts for billionaires?


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So, I know everyone's afraid of looking like a crazy person, but I can’t believe the new UFO report from the Pentagon isn't a bigger deal. Our govt says there are crafts that "outstrip our arsenal by at least 100 years to 1,000 years at the moment” and we're like "meh..."


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"The tallest mallard duck to have ever lived (since records began) known as 'Long Boi.' He lives on the campus of the University of York, England. He stands just over 1m tall (3.5ft)."

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Doge Barking at the Moon

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Tragedies committed by governments of the world

CNN has investigated a gruesome video appearing to show Ethiopian soldiers carrying out extrajudicial executions of unarmed men in Tigray, Ethiopia. This is what we found: cnn.it/39DgIQp



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Feel old yet?

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Libertarians are trending for the same reasons they usually trend.

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