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Abe Coolige

@abrahamcoolige

Bow and arrow extraordinaire

Joined January 2022
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This man @Johnson_ODoul is making us late for our tee time because “Subway taking forever”. Look in the mirror bud, you’re enormous!!


Can’t believe I slept in a girls bed last night… BUT THERE WASNT EVEN A GIRL IN IT??!! What is going through my head?!


Currently dropping an absolute swamp donkey in the bathroom right now while sexy broads are waiting outside for me!! What’s my excuse?? That I’m huge? Thanks!


Touched down in punta cana, let’s see what the nightcrawler (my demonic alter ego when I’m drunk) can do while presented so many opportunities with tremendous looking broads!! Wish me luck! Thanks


I DFMO an absolute smoke last night! That’s the tweet. Thanks!


Anyone ever wipe your ass and it’s just straight blood on the TP ( toilet paper)??? Yeah me neither…👀


Just saw a Morb (morbidity obese person) eating a chicken bake and three (3) hot pockets (ham and cheese)! May I add this person is not pleasing to the eye huge, it’s honestly disgusting!!! Thanks


This looks like a seat @MaxJohn007 would plump his DUMPTRUCK of an ass in because…. He is in fact hugeeeee!! Blessings!

“the croissant sofa” by Roman Plyus

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Hooking up with a chick with pierced nipples is on my sexual bucket list!! Thanks!


Might fuck the pizza I just got in the ass!!! Thanks!


The absurdities I would do just to see Euphoria’s cast member Sydney Sweeney’s mommy honking milkers up close and personal are so disgusting I could be listed on FBIs top ten most wanted!!!! Thank you!


God I hate seeing this “Colin jost” character talking to my wife @scarletjohanson on a god damn commercial. Stop touching my woman or we are gunna have some serious problems pal @ColinJost


I can’t wait to plummet my ass in the couch all day and devour the 20 huge wings I got! Who’s with me!!!!


I just had my first burner fuck up. Damnit!!!!


This man @MaxJohn007 was going FEDERAL last night, just kept his foot on the gas and was taking bottles from behind the bar! Unreal!


Nothing like a naked girl in bed! Thanks.


Totally hooked to the reality show “below deck” don’t give af what anyone thinks,.. it’s a great show, and the chicks on it are SEXY!! #BelowDeck


My biggest pet peeve is when sleezy ogre looking trolls take one sip of a beer and then just leave it, like DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING BEER, no wonder those huge nasty bitches get no play!!! Get a grip!!


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