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Going on google maps and just searching "Food" like a big dumb hog
pomegranates are so beautiful and worth the mess and maybe i'm beautiful and worth the mess too
update: the cactus has decided to double down. looks unbelievably stupid. ruining my life.
ok this started out so sweet but it’s no longer cute, my cactus looks dumb as fuck. this is out of control
I’d cut and prepare 100 pomegranates for her
“Who THE FUCK closed last night??” - me to myself in my own apartment because I went to bed without doing the dishes
Dramatic colour and texture changes in this octopus at rapid pace 📹ibrahim elhariry
Me on acid about to explain to the waiter why I’m not paying for 64 oysters
freaking out in passenger seat while my buddy drives toward a road that goes into a tunnel screaming “it might be painted, it might painted, bro somebody could have painted that”
call my depressive episode a “momentary lapse of swag”
I am being crushed under the weight of how heavily I fw you
Let’s see That’s gonna be a toss up between everything I’ve ever lost and everything I could yet become
used a web service with two-factor authentication too many times, now the six-digit codes they send me suck. no repetition, no pleasing order, no sense of balance. "Your code is 156823. Do not share this with anyone" bro I wouldn't send that trash ass number to my enemy
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