Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!” Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
hey sorry i missed your text i realized i’m going to have to keep responding to texts for the rest of my life and i got really tired
we fuckin on the Microsoft excel bed tn
you should be able to send just the 🫡 emoji in response to emails
Me: "okay l'm done spending money." Friend: "wanna go eat?" Me:
unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy
So I’m supposed to just keep buying groceries and cleaning my kitchen over and over until I die?
Me: i'm going to take a 30 mins nap Me: 4 hours later
girl dinner this… girl dinner that… what about girl breakfast
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