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Jessa

@_jessalynnj

I’m obsessed with my dog

Joined May 2009
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Pls do me a favor and don’t call or text me I don’t want talk.


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The D.A.R.E program was really successful at making shirts for people who love to do drugs


To my #1 podcast of 2021, New Mindset, Who Dis?: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/2BpUjzy5F…


I’m even late to and procrastinate things I want to do so if you think I need to change my ways for anything or anybody, you’re right. I do.


Today in therapy: I hope you start healing from the things no one ever apologized for *brick slams chest*


The year is 2035 I’m 41 years old and my party trick is still rapping A Milli start to finish.


I used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension is. You can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you, its silent chaos.


Hi. I’m back. I wanna start being funny on Twitter again.


🥺❤️

@_jessalynnj has the best break up glow up ive ever seen in my entire life



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Anyone who’s had the My Fitness Pal app downloaded for a period longer than 2 weeks should be eligible for free legal counsel and monetary compensation for emotional damage.


Omg 🥺❤️ you’re a queen

@_jessalynnj has the best break up glow up ive ever seen in my entire life



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sorry i can’t talk right now I’m doing hot girl shit (6 loads of laundry bc i was too depressed for 2 weeks)


I feel like I’m reaching peak adult hood because I now keep batteries and light bulbs stocked


But then you fix your own damn heart and find out who your friends are that are unconditionally loyal and loving

Friends can break your heart too



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Friends can break your heart too


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My aunt got a divorce and I asked how she felt and she said “I thought I had an anxiety disorder but it turns out it was just your uncle”


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