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when you're passed out on the couch after eating turkey and loads of carbs and someone's trying to tell you it's time for pie:
In hindsight fat Keenan Allen being motivated on a day the winning team gets to eat Turkey post game, seems incredibly obvious.
“Yeah that’s great, can I just get a Lebron Hennessy on the rocks?”
1:45pm during thanksgiving break and the neighborhood sledding hill is empty. This next generation is so unbelievably fucked
You’re all laughing at him, but now Matt Eberflus can go home and share that unused timeout with his loved ones and isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about?
Just walked into the living room and the dog show show is on instead of Louisville vs West Virginia
The Blackout Wednesday game has passed me by at the ripe age of 25. There are too many people here, I am sweaty, and the music is too loud. Leaving it all on the floor and giving one last performance for the fans tonight.
Me at Thanksgiving listening to my GF’s uncle spew the worst football take of all time:
Edge celebrates Thanksgiving because they love colonizing your PC
Little cousins up asking for BREAKFAST on Thanksgiving… oh no, young grasshopper, you must learn the ways of the warrior 🙂↕️😂
Y’all gotta problem with this?
Wanted to update everyone: I’m 3 months in and horse electrolytes has had tangible and noticeable benefits on my life. Lower stress, less shaking (essential tremors), and I have far more energy. Did a test run of not taking it for a week and doing everything the same and felt…
Never buying Gatorade again. 5lb bucket of fucking horse electrolytes from tractor supply. Never getting hungover again or being iron deficient. I am the #boss . Sipping on half of a horse dose and I feel great. My skin is fucking tingling.
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the southeastern conference is a textbook example of this phenomenon.
If I’m the SEC, and I’m seeing who’s getting a playoff spot over some of our 3-loss teams that would rag doll them… I may just go start my own playoff with the Big Ten.
Undefeated in Hypothetical Games
Nick Saban tells @PatMcAfeeShow there are "subjective issues" in college football that "are never going to change." 😅 "If Ole Miss played in the Big 12, what would their record be?"
Dan Hurley is just Kim Mulkey without being dressed like Elton John
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Bruh. Dont tell me "no iPad at the Thanksgiving table" and then act shocked when I'm cranky
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