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It's not that I've been quiet recently, you've just blocked all the words I usually say.


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I would’ve euthanized peanut a second time if I could

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you lack restraint & your swag is egregious


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Wow, your Christmas shopping isn't done yet? Maybe it's time you GROW UP.


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i forgot to link my daylight savings account to my daylight checking account and now it's over dawn


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retards

Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question.

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Nothing like a candle-lit, oiled up, aromatherapeutic bubble bath, when dealing with gastrointestinal issues.


Diarrhoea, twice a month

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Social media is the lead piped aqueducts of our time


Is a hot take hot because of its spiciness or because of its high temperature?


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