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i wonder which government minister will be the first to get caught mixing with their entire extended family while in tier 4


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Nah as an adult you have to be ready to spend £10 - £20 everyday just randomly


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December next week?? Time flies when your life is falling apart in a pandemic


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the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air


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Meanings of “fair enough”: - Let’s stop this conversation now - I can see I won’t change your mind - It’s your life - I’m nervous about disagreeing with you - Whatever - Fair enough


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Boris Johnson strongly urged to hire new social media manager:

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May 2021 - UK still coming to terms with new 17-tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection.


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He was a punk She did ballet Their next jobs could be in cyber


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How it started Vs How it ended

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ah fuck

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main source of joy is this guy who frantically guesses what color the paint is going to be


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Just realised that Kelly messaging Nelly via a spreadsheet is now possible due to online document sharing. Ahead of their time.


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Going out on a limb here but I reckon it would be easier to police social distancing for Aqua Zumba at the local leisure centre than it will be to keep Dave away from his mates when he’s seven pints deep and he’s just spent his EasyJet refund on a round of jäger bombs.. 🤷‍♀️


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hands up if you don't want to stay in but also don't want to go out


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Jonathan Van Tam claiming quarantine for incoming travellers has been in place in UK since... the 30th February. A date which doesn't actually exist. twitter.com/jonoread/statu…


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So, am I allowed to go and see Jackie?


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• People in England can sunbathe, play sports and are 'actively encouraged' to go back to work • But in Wales the message is still 'stay at home' Follow the latest updates via our live page bbc.in/3boG5Dr

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i have finally narrowed it down. to a few possible reasons. the human is home all the time now 4. can’t stand being away from me c. loves me so much 1. my presence is a gift


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