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Cum back ay I bab. Telling the bible stuff in a #BlackCountry way

Joined January 2022
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I’m back, ay I bab?


Friday ay it.. back in a few days me mons n wenches

YamYamJaysus's tweet image. Friday ay it.. back in a few days me mons n wenches

Awlroight bab. Spring ay it?

YamYamJaysus's tweet image. Awlroight bab. Spring ay it?

Sunday, ay it! Av a gud un mons n wenches x


Ar luv the sound of church bells on a #SundayMorning #Bostin ay it?


Doh bring me into it! Ar kept away from the Lagoon. I’m Jaysus… Ar bay yampy

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Bin aksed to gew up a bonk and spake to folk bout stuff. #TurnersHill is the biggest, but it’s #Dudley, ay it? If I gew up the #Beacon, Ar con get a pint of #RubyMild from @BeaconHotel cor I? #Bostin


Dunno fella… I gotta draw the line somewhere 🤦‍♂️

YamYamJaysus's tweet image. Dunno fella… I gotta draw the line somewhere 🤦‍♂️

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Ar bin told bout an ode mon, John. Yow tell him stuff yow’ve dun wrung and he dips yer yed in the cut. He’s from the wilderness (between Oldbury and Smethwick) and wears riffy clobber. Ar may gew n see him tomorra - Wot’s the wust that can appen?


One of the mons fishing sed he catched a whale.. Ar sed “Bostin, we’ll feed loads wiv it” He sed.. “Wi cor, Ar frew it bak!” Ar aksed why.. he sed “it day av no spokes..”


Ar went for a walk in Tipton by the Cut an sin 2 blokes fishing. Ar sed leave them Sticklebacks - Ar’l mek yow fishers of mons (and wenches) One mon sed his name was Simon. Ar sed Bostin, Ar’l call yow Peter then..


At the start, it wor arf dark. God sed “Ar cor see propa.. Av some light!” Then there was light.. God smiled and thought “Out of darkness, cometh light” #outofdarknesscomethlight


Bin asked to explain #Genesis Ar sez they’m a crap #progrock band that peaked with “Ar cor dance”


An Angel sed “gerrup, tek the Babbie and the ooman, and get back wum. The mons tryin to urt Babbie Jaysus am ded” So Joseph took em back to the #blackcountry


That mon Boris doh arf remind me of Pontius Pilate. He’s a wrongun (and we no what happuns to them, doh we?)


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