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es Dude

@Ya_Whaat

I have not yet begun to defile myself

Joined April 2012
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Attention: People who say "quote-n-quote" and those who wear there baseball hats with their ears tucked in; you have earned yourselves a ticket on the spaceship to the sun.


Haven't shit in two days, time to hit the China Buffet.


Im not opposed to male nudity but would showing a little asshair kill ya? That shit runs rampant, and thats real.


That was a disappointing shit.. There was more asshair than poop in the bowl.


Is it possible the dog has been farting for the past 4hrs? Who am I kidding.. That smell is me.


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I’m in a Red Roof Inn by the airport watching This Is 40. It’s a movie about a couple with dream jobs and health care who can afford their problems.


Take out food. "Why'd you gave me two fuckin knives bitch?" "Nvm you gave me two forks... you thought this was for 2 ppl..."


Asparagus or no asparagus, my piss smells kinda funky.


This old fart just caught a venonat in first class. I expect holographic Pokemon only American Airlines..

Ya_Whaat's tweet image. This old fart just caught a venonat in first class. I expect holographic Pokemon only American Airlines..

"My son wanted to put me in his vlog. Like this was such a crazy situation he wanted to put me in his vlog. He really wanted to ya know, cause he does vlogs." What a bag of shit this lady is...


Hope these Philadelphia pipes can handle my wirey asshair. Tis the season to shed my butt beard.


Found my phone after a long day of drinking.

Ya_Whaat's tweet image. Found my phone after a long day of drinking.

I eat fast, I drink fast, I...cum fast.


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I just frightened myself with the sound of my own breath so yeah I guess you could say I'm still hungover.


Taco bell smells the same going in, as it does going out.

Ya_Whaat's tweet image. Taco bell smells the same going in, as it does going out.

Lord, I am having unatural thoughts about Speed era Sandra Bullock again...


A warm toilet seat is a satisfying welcome when it's -2 outside.


At this point, I naturally start to type "pornhub" into any search bar no matter the situation.


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