Brandon Smith
@Wantsumfukcry baby liberal millenial snowflake Don't expect to laugh my lifes already the biggest joke.
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The depression is real I sit down to play games and my brain is just like NOPE go watch Netflix
Glad I don't have to get up early tomorrow been getting home at 2am and getting up at 7am twas no bueno
You ever fart and it sound like the mission failed sound from GTA 1 or is it just me?
Dude fed ex fucking sucks not only did they not ring my door bell as specified they didn't even knock on my door.
Getting a covid test halfway through the line of cars I found out its the one that goes deep in your nostril too late to turn back now
Never making an early appointment for anything again, I overslept for my dentist appointment today and forgot its the second time I've done this so now I owe them $85 for a no show fee.
Was getting drunk last night and when it was time to go to bed my girlfriend noticed the dog had bitten her phone in the corner of the screen and now her brand new iPhone 11 is ruined.
No, I'm not tailgating you. I'm trying to read your bumper sticker(s)
Having coworkers is funny they can go from that guy George that works with me to that annoying mother fucker George known as my coworker.
The worst song to roll up to work playing would definitely have to be The Final Countdown by Europe The fuck am I hyping up for?
First five minutes of the ghost town hike under fairfax bridge and I get stung by a bee 4 times 1 of those times was on my ass
People keep saying Corona virus is just a political maneuver to make trump look bad he doesn't need the virus to look bad bruh he does it all by himself
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