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Youtube.txt

@TxtYoutube

A collection of stupid and funny things from youtube comments. This account is not run by youtube. Mod's comments are in brackets.

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23 Feb 2017

there are only 3 things that are truly infinite: 1. the universe 2. human stupidity and 3. winrar's trial period

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25 Aug 2019

You’ve just ruined that meme format

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26 May 2019

Sometimes I feel I’ve got to... claps buttcheeks twice RUN AWAY

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25 May 2019

wheres my pot?

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22 Apr 2019

I nutted

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31 Mar 2019

So this is what an orgasm feels like

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31 Mar 2019

Fucking vore

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31 Mar 2019

I LAUGHED SO HARD MY SPINE POPPED

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28 Mar 2019

vagina huh

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18 Mar 2019

Crops: watered Kids: fed Nut: busted

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17 Mar 2019

welcome to the underworld of youtube recommendations.

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16 Mar 2019

does anyone else feel like playing minecraft

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16 Mar 2019

Wanna see something funny 👀 👃 👄

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16 Mar 2019

so memes

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11 Mar 2019

BEGONE SATAN,YOUR VOICE SHALL NOT FILL MY HEAD WITH SINFUL YAOI THOUGHTS.

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11 Mar 2019

1. I'm gay 2. Slowly pulls out machine gun

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10 Mar 2019

b u m h o l e poooooooooie

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9 Mar 2019

I spend my entire life in first-person disappointment cam :/

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7 Mar 2019

im going to die of happiness

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7 Mar 2019

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