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@TinderMeTender

Searching for a train wreck of a soulmate in a millennial world, DRunkK texting, and avoiding contracting herpes.

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Only date guys with the same name.


Cancelled Tue date cause a migraine. Cancelled Wed date so I could stay home & watch @13ReasonsWhy & eat carbs. Now I'm doubled on Thu 😒


Craig, 26 ... Date 1

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Meet Craig, 26; find a man who texts more than you 😍😍

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When you booty call your boyf (Date 1) and gotta listen to him talk to his parents about oatmeal while he balances a checkbook, tf.


Date 1 will be my second tinder heartbreak. It literally hurts more than all 4 ex's of the past 9 yrs combined. #FoolForLove #tinderproblems


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Spent the night at Date 1's apt. He's husband material. I sort of cock blocked cause I had a landing strip I shaved out of boredom. ✈️


Brought Date 5 to my work Christmas party. Got blackout wasted. Puked on his floor. Tried to give road head. It was a good night.


BITCH I HAD A BOTTLE OF WINE. I SENT THAT BITCH A SUPER LIKE SO HE KNOW I KNOW I SEEN HIS DUMB ASS. Fuck my ex. Hate his stupid ass.


From coworker: "ps it's not casual if you're lining up 4 guys in one evening. You're practically hunting at that point." It was THREE dates.


Went out with Date 2 (again) for coffee. He saw me leaving the bar later that night after Date 3, waiting on my Date 4. He's cold af today.


Meeting for coffee is the worst. It's like getting drunk on caffeine. So uncomfortable.


When you find out your Tinder date also smokes #letsgetcancertogether #smokersunite


Between texting, messaging, and arranging dates, I would have to quit my job to keep up with Tinder. I'd be homeless but well fed & drunk 👌🏼


FIRST DATE TONIGHT. Went well. Didn't get raped or murdered and he looked like his pictures. 👌🏼


On for 1 day, 16 hours, 18 mins, and 54 secs. Have 17 people I've started talking to, 13 more matches, 5 into texting, & 2 dates set up.


When you see your ex describe themselves on Tinder 😂😂😂 #nope #swiperight #tinder #yourex


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