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Mike Myers (Official)

@TheSpeelz

Known for films such as Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek 3, Shrek 4, Shrek 5, Austin Powers, Austin Powers 2, Austin Powers 3, and Inglorious Basterds, as well as others.

Joined March 2013
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Hmm, not sure about this change

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calculating how you’re gonna survive on $6.8 billion

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Might fuck around and form an opinion on Martin Scorsese based on an absurdly reductive caricature of his filmography and a pathological desire to defend the mediocre products of a giant corporation


Sex is cool but have you tried harassing boomers on Facebook


Slim Shady implies the existence of a thicker Shady


And in future news, Dr. Baden has committed suicide via multiple self inflicted stab wounds to the face and neck google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…


Your barista: “Cream and sugar?” You: “Nope, black. Just like my soul.” Your barista:

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Fuck nudes, send me a link to the shitty experimental Bandcamp EP you self-released to zero acclaim in 2011 under a project name you no longer use and are now sorta embarrassed by


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atheists did 9/11


Drop them all in the fucking ocean on the way back

Sallie Mae flies more than 100 employees to Hawaii to celebrate $5 billion in sales while student debt crisis tops $1.6 trillion nbcnews.to/2IZcZiQ



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Sunn O))) playing, windows shaking! Kulturkirken Jacob, Oslo @IdeologicOrgan @TwatterLord @southernlordeu


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That moment, when you finally snap and go mentaly freakin insane.....


El Camino was pretty cool


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Bernie is strong as an ox due to his primarily soup-based diet. He cannot be stopped.


liberals are fucking wild yo

Mark my words: So many babies are gonna be born on June 30, 2020. And Nancy will be a top ten baby name.



Employers: “We’re a family! Think of this place as a home away from home!” Also employers:

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A woman who frequents *my place of employment* who is known for a famous incident in which she smeared her shit all over the walls just raised her fucking voice at me for not knowing where her ketchup and eggs were lmao


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