The First Tissue in the Box M.D.
@ThatTissueBorn to eat glue and watch the Fast and Furious movies on 1.5x speed (Faster).
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yalll head down in the books? im out here meeting real human beings, making real human connections. the experience i am collecting will be invaluable as u all strugle to make ends meat.
The Twitter account @EvanEconomos is no longer froth lord-approved. Pls update the log
Patient: are you the doctor? Me: no but i’m on my final year, i’ll be a doctor soon Patient: okay come back when you’re a doctor then. Now get the fuck out of my room
For once, the right is... Well, right! We DO have an agenda! Like and follow to find out more :>
really tired of refs calling ticky-tack stuff during the playoffs. like if it hits the rim, count the bucket. it’s obvious what he was trying to do
Having diarrhea in a public park bathroom activates the same primal terror neurons that sabretooth tigers caused in cavemen
i have a gas stove, and i like to keep the burners on throughout the day because the flames represent energy and i’m a spiritual person, but i never use them to cook. i always either microwave my food or have it delivered by grubhub drivers, who i never tip and often scream at
I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.
Lifebylevy is proud to have signed a 10-Day contract as official mascot of Bucks wins, let’s get to work!
Oh, the misery Everybody wants to be my enemy Spare the sympathy Everybody wants to be... My enemy
What is the DDx for feeling yucky and stinky #MedTwitter
From the Lockhart Family On November 23, 2022 "Warehouse Summer", a legacy album, will be released. Tomorrow, we celebrate you.
Getting a Brazilian to prepare for my yearly physical today. #primarycare
Feel this. Getting a D- in piss tasting 102 currently. Any med students have other tips to pass? #MedTwitter
Doctors are now speaking out against Mehmet Oz after resurfaced footage showed him saying he drinks his pee and that it was required in medical school. Doctors say this is not something that happens in medical school. Urine trouble, Oz. Watch. youtu.be/NLJluwaGosU
probably a good thing we can’t sneeze on command bc i’d be doing it way too often
stopped for gas and I forgot to get gas
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