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The Captain

@ThaCapn27

Do good. Die great.

Joined December 2012
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I firmly believe in evolution because creationists haven't put forth a theory that properly explains my compulsion to flee into the treetops when faced with any minor inconvenience.


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Man who sells cars that explode desperate to eliminate consumer protection bureau

‘Delete CFPB’: Musk calls for elimination of consumer bureau ow.ly/eAsB105Q3Le



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so many people complain about x or y studies, obscure theoretical sciences, new humanities approaches, but forget that the biggest, most clearly fraudulent field is business and we constantly tell kids to major in this to be "realistic"



There's more books now man, give us a minute damn

Contemporary Leftists don't read enough literature



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happy thanksgiving everyone

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Utah ns got ideas from the californians and started doing cultural imperialism

ITS A STORE THAT JUST TAKES SOMEONE ELSE'S SODA AND ADDS MORE SUGAR. THEY TURNED IT INTO A FRANCHISE. IT COSTS 1 MILLION DOLLARS TO OPEN YOUR OWN FRANCHISE. THEY'RE BUILDING TONS OF THEM. IT IS LIKE SONIC BUT IT IS WORSE BECAUSE THERE ISN'T EVEN ANY FOOD.

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Harris Campaign Senior Advisor @StefCutter explains why Kamala Harris was unwilling to differentiate herself more from Joe Biden on policy. In an exclusive interview with PSA, top Harris campaign staff reflect on the 2024 election. Out now wherever you get your podcasts.…



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A single fairly unknown Dutch company makes maybe the most expensive and complex non-military device ($200M) that builds on 40 years of Physics and has a monopoly responsible for all AI advancement today. Here's the story of ASML, the company powering Moore's Law.. 1/9

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Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum: "If even a small percentage of what the United States allocates to war were instead dedicated to building peace and fostering development, it would address the underlying causes of human mobility."

Mexican President Sheinbaum fires back at Trump in a statement: "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost…



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Am I scared of microplastics? I don’t know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind


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"Marge, have you ever sat down and read this thing? Technically the way we close a car door is fascist"

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When Adorno says a normal hobby is fascist vs when some random twitter weirdo says a normal hobby is fascist

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I reject the accusation and investigation in the strongest terms.

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