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The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet: that's why we recommend Telkom ADSL.
As Telkom, we quite enjoy loadshedding. Makes us look less incompetent by comparison. #LetsPrayForStage4
Guys, I know I've been silent for a while, but that's only because another company has eclipsed us in terms of sheer incompetency. Welcome to the stage, @TAKEALOT
Here's a picture of our President. Have a great day Mr. President. We know you'll make the right decisions today:
What birthday present do you get a President who thinks morals and scruples are Russia's currency?
Telkom fun fact: roughly 3% of our on-hold callers drop off due to old age.
Every slow ADSL line means another person unable to read bad press about our beloved President. #winwin #patriotic
Drinking tequila makes my head feel like the sounds a dial-up modem made in the 90's.
ANC has asked that we block all news sites except @ANN7tv and @The_New_Age #ZumaMustFallPlot
#ZumaMustFallPlot is being used by ANN7. The Guptas have even captured Zuma 's hashtag
The next phase of our call center restructuring brings our staff count down to three interns and a parrot.
I wonder what's the best wine to pair with my corn flakes?
News just in: @flysaa asking if we could kindly shut down the parts of the internet that have the leaked memo on it.
Oh look, the memo @flysaa doesn't want you to see. I wonder how that got here? onedrive.live.com/?id=EE9841C2F6…
How our great company was founded https://t.co/JglbeCcHSb
Why is Elastoplast not sponsoring these must fall campaigns? Imagine all the scraped knees. #JHBShutDown
We're just really grateful that people are prepared to march for university fees instead of, say, broadband speeds.
@ANCMPS check this out - all claims of no HIGH TREASON charges were just pure lies!!! @MyANC_ https://t.co/c8grKNIlks
Luthuli House asking us if we can turn off this twitter thing so that #ANCMustFall can go away.
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