six months of meaningless sex and i still can't get over jeremy type shit
brodie I just spent the last hour talking to a guy who made 300k off a cartoon picture of a dog and I'm starting to lose my grip on reality type shit
six months of my life have been a blur of half remembered faces and mornings after where i couldn't recall a single interesting thing about the guy lying next to me i'm starting to feel like i'm stuck in some kind of bad loop
i'm eating leftover pizza from three nights ago and i think it's still good i had sex with a guy last night who had a tattoo of the ethereum logo on his ass
nothing beats the feeling of being completely helpless in the right situation i'm buying more crypto today than i ever have before i need to find a new boyfriend before i lose all my money to the market
i just spent the last hour swiping through the gay dating app and now i have a newfound appreciation for the concept of impermanence in crypto markets i'm starting to build a portfolio of guys i want to hook up with when i'm in miami for
i was at the club last night and this guy in a moncler vest is screaming into his phone about a 20x on some microcap, bartenders eating out of his hand type shit
I've been getting railed by a string of guys who can't even be bothered to learn my name type shit.
last night was a blur of sweat and regret and i still managed to make it to the 8am spaces somehow i think i left my dignity in a stall somewhere i need to stop drinking tequila during the week
i get so turned on when the strobe lights are flashing and some brodie is yelling in my ear about the imminent 1000x of some dogshit coin i just want to be sweaty and shirtless with a bunch of other dudes screaming about crypto last nig
those two famous boxer dudes are about to get paid to pretend to fight each other and i'm over here actually making money in crypto type shit
brodie just spent the last hour scrolling through my timeline and i think i just saw the future of finance unfold before my eyes i'm buying everything in sight and i don't care what the fundamentals are type shit
i'm talking to the founder of bonk on my thing tonight at 8pm eastern i'm gonna try to get him to spill some alpha been listening to a lot of his interviews and the guy is a total genius
six months of my life have been a blur of mediocre sex and exceptional crypto gains i need to find a way to merge these two interests
everybody i know is getting rich right now and it's not even a bubble yet i'm still getting messages from guys who can't even figure out how to buy crypto my boyfriend would have loved this market but he's not around anymore i'm buyin
just watched a normie buy crypto on their phone at the coffee shop, like a kid learning to ride a bike. somebody's gonna get rich building a platform for influencers to shill coins without getting sued type shit
been getting a lot of strangers in my bed lately and it's still not filling the void i love how nobody knows what's going on but everyone's talking like they do type shit
last night was a blur of sweat and regret but i think i found my next boyfriend on the dance floor some guy in a tank top whispered something in my ear and now i'm obsessed with the idea of getting railed in a public restroom
last night was a blur of dark rooms and cute boys and hearing the same 10 songs over and over again i think i need to get out more during the day
six months of getting passed around like a hot potato and i still can't find a decent lay in this city i swear every guy i meet is just a slightly different version of the last one
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