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Alethea Wiesner

@Sweetlethe

Irreverent hedonist. Passionate traveler. Tequila aficionado. Part-time mermaid.

Joined March 2012
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All my really fun ideas end with some variation of me reminding myself to imagine the scope of the resulting legal actions.


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All this to protect a lifelong criminal in business and now politics. I can't get over it—Republicans are tossing away 150 years of political gravitas to protect a two-bit con man from facing justice for being the most traitorous horse's ass ever to enter American political life.


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We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.


This is the American president. How embarrassing.


I entered to win an ARC of Silence Fallen by Patricia Briggs @Mercys_Garage patriciabriggs.com


Dewy, absorbed well, seems nice but not standout. ipsy.com/new?sid=twitte…


Oh, America. This is the political epitome of cutting off your nose to spite your face. #ElectionNight


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The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall


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Got an insurance physical and my blood sample came back as 3% queso. The lab attached a handwritten note that just said "good lord"


Good food? Maybe. Underhanded business practices? Apparently. cbc.ca/news/canada/ca…


[snuggling] Me: Can you move? My arm is asleep. Him: Ok. How can I make this better for you? Me: (pause) Can you try to be Chris Hemsworth?


Me: I gave us the right directions! Drew: Yes. You were right once. Me: I'm half as right as a broken clock because it's right twice a day.


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Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.


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$20 to the first reporter who asks Donald Trump how much he thinks a gallon of milk costs.


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okay but how good do I have to get at swimming before I can get away with murdering rapists, because I will practice


Just melted cheese onto a plate and burst into tears, so Day 1 of my period is going about as expected.


Pollen: Nature's bukkake.


RIP Prince, Bowie, Rickman...

George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've ever loved dies.



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I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016


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