Alethea Wiesner
@SweetletheIrreverent hedonist. Passionate traveler. Tequila aficionado. Part-time mermaid.
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All my really fun ideas end with some variation of me reminding myself to imagine the scope of the resulting legal actions.
All this to protect a lifelong criminal in business and now politics. I can't get over it—Republicans are tossing away 150 years of political gravitas to protect a two-bit con man from facing justice for being the most traitorous horse's ass ever to enter American political life.
We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.
I entered to win an ARC of Silence Fallen by Patricia Briggs @Mercys_Garage patriciabriggs.com
Oh, America. This is the political epitome of cutting off your nose to spite your face. #ElectionNight
The inability of the left to distinguish between an imperfect ally and an enemy is the height of privilege and will be our downfall
Got an insurance physical and my blood sample came back as 3% queso. The lab attached a handwritten note that just said "good lord"
[snuggling] Me: Can you move? My arm is asleep. Him: Ok. How can I make this better for you? Me: (pause) Can you try to be Chris Hemsworth?
Me: I gave us the right directions! Drew: Yes. You were right once. Me: I'm half as right as a broken clock because it's right twice a day.
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
$20 to the first reporter who asks Donald Trump how much he thinks a gallon of milk costs.
okay but how good do I have to get at swimming before I can get away with murdering rapists, because I will practice
Just melted cheese onto a plate and burst into tears, so Day 1 of my period is going about as expected.
RIP Prince, Bowie, Rickman...
George R. R. Martin, Joss Whedon, and Steven Moffat walk into a bar and everyone you've ever loved dies.
I'm starting to suspect that George R.R. Martin is the author behind 2016
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