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(Dark) Dante’s Alfredo

@Stratoriffer

Honey Mustard on the thigh

Joined June 2012

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ChatGPT is currently down.

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A sleeve of *gulps* “Pussy”

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Dec 11

a “sleeve” is such a beautiful unit of food. a “sleeve” of crackers

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Yall hear that

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Can we talk about some thing else now

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QUEST FAILED: You have betrayed her trust and given her a UTI. You bear the weight of your ancestors shame on your shoulders. Retry? Loading Screen tip: You can wash your hands at bathrooms and hand washing stations scattered across the map.

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when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place

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Sorry, kitten. The walls are closing in on daddy

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Bro malls still look like this lmao

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Why isn't it like this anymore? What happened? What changed?

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me if drinking dr.pepper was illegal https://t.co/RQ34hnaKQV

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Just told my 10yo daughter about #LuigiMangione. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said '#Luigkanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop culture crossover that I can celebrate.

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PERSON WHO HAD THREE EXPERIENCES: it’s like there’s this false dichotomy

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PERSON WHO HAD TWO EXPERIENCES: it's like there's this dichotomy

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