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Paul Cooksey

@SeptimusCooksey

We are, like Nebuchadnezzar, dethroned, bereft of reason, and eating grass like an ox.

Joined February 2010
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“All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Sapphire, Silver & Steel… “RUBY AND GRAPHITE HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED.”

Nndroid's tweet image. “All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Sapphire, Silver & Steel…

“RUBY AND GRAPHITE HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED.”

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STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

CountBinface's tweet image. STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!
CountBinface's tweet image. STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!
CountBinface's tweet image. STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!
CountBinface's tweet image. STOP PRESS! I promise that as MP for Uxbridge & South Ruislip I WILL move the hand dryer in the gents’ urinals at the Crown & Treaty to a more sensible position. TO PROVE IT, I have just signed a treaty with the Crown & Treaty, that if I win they will move it. I keep my promises!

Tasty! - "they grilled cllr Clewer over the controversial Westbury incinerator" whitehorsenews.co.uk/blog/2023/05/0…


Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire ... lancs.live/news/lancashir…


Stretching the meaning of "possible" ...

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DatchetTrainMan's tweet image. @SabjiHunter 

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Paul Cooksey Reposted

Dear Twitter Friends, Just so you know, there’s a documentary about the great Sparklehorse (aka Mark Linkous) which celebrates his life and music. Check it out! You won’t be sorry! vimeo.com/ondemand/thisi…


Paul Cooksey Reposted

Bilinda Butcher, Vicki Peterson and many more lurking in the margins, but most clangingly, egregiously absent is @kristinhersh, because - to quote that genius - "vagina". Not a single woman. Death to this male tedium & erasure. guitarworld.com/features/22-in…


Paul Cooksey Reposted

Have you apologised to the National Trust for accusing them of making 1700 curators redundant when it was only 8 and 4 were voluntary? Can you confirm your links and funding from 55 Tufton Street and are you part of the same pro fossil fuel funded groups at said address


How we got here - "The decade that broke Britain" theguardian.com/politics/2022/…


That would be nice.

Tory Britain faces extinction at the hands of a radical hard-Left alliance telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/05/2…



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🎶 Start your weekend with that shy legend Dave Thomas (frontman of Pere Ubu) singing Waiting For Mary - what a performer! (...and yes, that is Debbie Harry on backing vocals) 🤘#nightMusic 1989 🎶


"Modern cars park themselves, do your supermarket shop and massage your lower back, leaving you looking and feeling moronic." Austin 7 is most joyous car I've ever driven, writes STEPHEN BAYLEY mol.im/a/10588169 via @MailOnline


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Some pubs are very old. Some pubs claim to be very old. I try and sort out what's what in my latest blog post. pubgallery.co.uk/2022/03/03/bri…

dermotk54's tweet image. Some pubs are very old. Some pubs claim to be very old. I try and sort out what's what in my latest blog post. pubgallery.co.uk/2022/03/03/bri…
dermotk54's tweet image. Some pubs are very old. Some pubs claim to be very old. I try and sort out what's what in my latest blog post. pubgallery.co.uk/2022/03/03/bri…
dermotk54's tweet image. Some pubs are very old. Some pubs claim to be very old. I try and sort out what's what in my latest blog post. pubgallery.co.uk/2022/03/03/bri…
dermotk54's tweet image. Some pubs are very old. Some pubs claim to be very old. I try and sort out what's what in my latest blog post. pubgallery.co.uk/2022/03/03/bri…

Paul Cooksey Reposted

Thanks to a grant from The Earley Charity we're working with @web_idio on a new @JunctionArch website. junctionarch.org #rdguk #community #rdgheritage #cemeteryjunction #readingoldcemetery #junctionarch


Paul Cooksey Reposted

We're working on a project enquiry form to submit to a funding body and would love to hear your thoughts about some of our ideas, which we'll share in the comments. Let us know if you might like to get involved in any of them too. #rdguk #cemeteryjunction #junctionarch

JunctionArch's tweet image. We're working on a project enquiry form to submit to a funding body and would love to hear your thoughts about some of our ideas, which we'll share in the comments. Let us know if you might like to get involved in any of them too. 

#rdguk #cemeteryjunction #junctionarch

Not very widely reported for some reason ... "EXCLUSIVE Britain no longer in top 10 for trade with Germany as Brexit bites" reuters.com/world/europe/e…


Can local journalism sink any lower? 'Taking to Google Reviews, unsatisfied foodies ...' windsorobserver.co.uk/news/19579622.…


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