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simon

@SelfLoathingYou

excellent skipper disliker of olives, feet https://t.co/Q7oBfDfbz5

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me verifying on imdb that an actor with one line in a 'king of queens' episode from 2002 was the same actor who said one word in a 'seinfeld' episode from 1994 and that i was of course correct and how there is no transference of this skill in any financially viable way

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they need to test grayson allen, dude came back looking like bron breaker


everything reminds me of him (grimace)

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oh wow, took less than 3 minutes into the season before i had to yell "shut the fuck up!" at reggie miller


remember when the zealots were freaking out saying that there was video of miley cyrus possessed and speaking in tongues and she was just doing the nicki minaj verse from "bottoms up"


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It was called “Funny Twitter” and people would makes jokes and other people would read them and laugh.

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“can you share your screen” is assault


there are about 14 forks in my house and no two are remotely alike and i hate 12 of them


video of this many people in the building for this game would be the best economy ad that kamala could possibly run


my freshman year finance prof made this big show in front of the class about how cool it was that i told him i was skipping his class to go home and go to mets opening day and how we should do things we enjoy and not feel obligated to make up excuses and then he gave me a C-


i simply can't believe that we get francisco lindor and jalen brunson at the same time


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The story of Francisco Lindor’s 2024 is truly an epic one.

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“man on fire” except it’s me hunting down and shaming every fucking idiot who has ever slandered francisco lindor on this app



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PLAYOFF MODE HAS ACTIVATED

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even in the tension of a game 3, i'm glad that i'll still laugh out loud at adam wainwright saying "he's sitting on something hard and straight"


All pressed up in black and white And you're dressed in that dress I like Love is swinging in the air tonight Let me show you a Moo Deng (show you a Moo Deng) Let me show you a Moo Deng Show you a Moo Deng... about love


haven't seen adele in a while. probably cause none of yall told her that trying to set the rain on fire was actually fucking insane and a fool's errand


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