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It’s crazy how @fentybeauty took this tweet, removed my name that drove to my insta, didn’t tell me they were posting, and pulled me off their PR list. Ok girl.
I want to tell you a story about food that I've never told anyone before - because I've been ashamed, for 30+ years. When I was 25, living in Duluth, MN, married to a helpless shapeshifting addict & mother to 2 little boys, I started some mac & cheese for dinner one night. 🧵
The average cost of #Thanksgiving dinner (estimated at $58.08 for a 10-person gathering) has dropped 5% since last year – the lowest since 2021. 🦃 cnbc.com/2024/11/24/tha…
Every time you shake a tree in Trumpville,... another sexual predator falls out.
sure man what the hell why not. judge judy for department of justice next pls
I've shared this pic before, but time to share it again. It was taken in 2000, long before woke or LGBT rights were common words. My father is helping me with my bowtie, as I'm getting ready to go to my high school prom with another woman. I stopped speaking to him in 2019...
November 15 is #SteveIrwinDay, and it’s so wonderful that Dad’s life and legacy is remembered and celebrated to this day.
RFK Jr. went to Samoa in June 2018, spreading anti-vax disinfo and boosting a local anti-vaxxer In November 2018, Samoa had a huge measles outbreak, exacerbated by anti-vax disinfo 83 people died - mostly children How many American children are about to die because of RFK Jr.?
All I want for Christmas is for Mike Tyson to knock him the fuck out.
every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"
Biden’s age was talked about endlessly. Trump’s going to be the oldest president ever elected and the media simply doesn’t care. It’s malpractice.
Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible
Former AG Kamala Harris enjoyed a glass of wine while playing a game with kids. MAGA: THAT IS DISQUALIFYING WHO DOES THAT!!!! Potentially future AG Matt Gaetz is accused of sex trafficking kids. MAGA: THIS IS EPIC!!! CRY HARDER LIBS!!! But tell me more about those eggs.
realizing it’s only been a week into a four year term that hasn’t started
"When I voted for Trump I wasn't voting for..." Actually yes. Yes you were. And if you were "rooting" for Trump, you were rooting for this.
By far the most bizarre, and incredibly frequent response I've seen to people pointing out that Matt Gaetz almost certainly trafficked children is "lol you mad?" About... child rape? Yes? More to the point... why aren't you?!
People voted to put religion (Christianity) back into the school system while voting against making students have a free breakfast & lunch. Saying a prayer in school while refusing to feed the poor will always speak to the highest form of hypocrisy for Christians & progressives.
I keep reading all these accounts from Trump voters who claim "Oh, I didn't know about that policy," or "Oh, I never heard him say that." I say BS, but ok, let's follow that logic down: If you didn't hear any of his policies or what he said THEN WHAT WERE YOU VOTING FOR?
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