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So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.


i stopped tweeting on this account cos i got drunk and forgot to use this account


i’d let michelle branch’s voice ruin my life


just got my phone back and i’m drunk

RussellisDrunk's tweet image. just got my phone back and i’m drunk

get drunk and tell your friends they’re hot


once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more or close up the wall with our english DICKS


normally i [try to] use this account to justify my socially unacceptable honesty and tendency to indiscriminately overshare, but i’m actually kinda tipsy right now ask me anything


I’m only a beer and a half in but I think my thoughts are candid and chaotic enough that it warrants a “drunk” disclaimer


i stare blankly into space when i’m talking not because i’m thinking about my words, but because the actor playing me is trying to remember his fuckin lines


Spider-Man 2 (the game based on the movie) had a fantastic score for Mysterio. Why did Spider-Man 2 have such a great score for Mysterio


me: *sitting at bar* drunk old lady: *points at me* drunk old lady: “i don’t like that look” me: 😐


some peoples’ personality is sit in the corner and smile silently, but that’s ok


people ask wuddup but they don’t wanna know wuddup they just sayin wuddup


fuck

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