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Rabbi Oren Hayon 🎗️

@RabbiHayon

Gadfly. Enthusiast. Cleric. Impassioned defender of banjo music and fermented foods; holder of innumerable other questionable opinions.

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Definitive proof of God's existence may be found in cold beer and taco trucks on Texas summer nights.


This is amazing. What a wonderful ending to an extraordinary story.

Private David Moser was a Jewish-American soldier who served with valor in World War I and died during the Spanish Flu pandemic. Despite his Jewish faith, the U.S. government buried him under a headstone engraved with the Latin Cross—a symbol of Christianity. I represent Private…

RitchieTorres's tweet image. Private David Moser was a Jewish-American soldier who served with valor in World War I and died during the Spanish Flu pandemic. Despite his Jewish faith, the U.S. government buried him under a headstone engraved with the Latin Cross—a symbol of Christianity.

I represent Private…


Oh good, another Passover-themed pop song parody by a Jewish a cappella group.


So have we all pretty much accepted that @SefariaProject is broken now and that the "improvements" have weakened its usefulness?


All you people using @OpenAI image gen are screwing it up for the rest of us. @sama: maybe just unplug everything and plug it back in?


If no one is hosting a "GloRilla Megillah" reading this year, then Purim has basically been wasted.


Gerrit Cole's going to need Tommy John surgery?


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Yeah they're called the mountain goats, but it's really just one guy. He knows three chords and six trillion bible verses. His songs are all about breakups or drug addiction and he always sounds like he started singing on accident and isn't sure how to stop. He's my favorite guy.


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🔴 Israel has agreed to a proposal from US envoy Steve Witkoff for a temporary ceasefire during the months of Ramadan and Passover. As part of the agreement, half of the hostages - alive and dead - will return to Israel on the first day, and at the end of the period, if an…


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ברוך מתיר אסורים


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We’ve been waiting for this moment for 471 days. Welcome home Doron, Romi and Emily ❤️🇮🇱!

Israel's tweet image. We’ve been waiting for this moment for 471 days. 

Welcome home Doron, Romi and Emily ❤️🇮🇱!

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Never before in history has a side claimed that they suffered a genocide and at the same time that they won the war they had started.


Just got an email from my pension fund that began: "As you get closer to retirement age..." So if anybody needs me, I'll be over here crying in the corner.


You mean to tell me there's not a single Jew who works at @NYTGames they could have consulted when constructing today's #Strands?



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