🏳️🌈Punchy🏳️🌈
@PunchlinesXHello, I used to explain jokes, but now I'm grumpy and retired. I've burned down all of my other social media - see y'all on the other side.
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Bird app in decline. Gonna go offline for a while. See y'all later. 💛 Happy joking.
Now that the first steps to infiltrate the GOP and fill it with radicalized fascists is complete, time to move to phase 2: replace the party leadership and take full control. Ironically, the boomers that cling to yesteryear are now blocking the total rise of the new GOP.
in a project called “yeezy come, yeezy go,” a studio in london is offering free removal of kanye tattoos
Biden signing some very GOP anti-labor bullshit is why progressives will never stop trying to take over the Democratic party.
GOP looking to lead the country in the white direction.
The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club is - you know what, never mind. It’s not important.
Might fuck around and neurodiverge even further just to see what happens.
The Swifties have been right about him all along. I guess I'm joining National Park Services, Teen Vogue, Verified Ben Shapiro, and now the Swifties in the fight for the future of humanity.
"the Jewish media has made us feel like Nazis and Hitler have never offered us anything of value to the world," Ye says.
i laugh as elon musk beams a meme directly to my frontal cortex via NeuraLink.™ omg epic win. i blink twice to NeuraLike™ it, then think very hard “thank you sir! please send bitcoin.” i open my eyes. it’s suddenly nighttime and i am strangling a union organizer.
Hop in loser, we're using our powers to make Republicans feel remorse.
"the Jewish media has made us feel like Nazis and Hitler have never offered us anything of value to the world," Ye says.
hanging on by a thread today like:
I can't take anybody seriously when they use "trans" as a verb. Same vibes as old people when they say "the gays."
be careful everyone the transphobic gay truck is on the road
This tweet is indistinguishable from parody.
Having dinner at a ramen joint solo, good looking young couple comes in and is sat at the table next to me. They order and waiter asks if they want egg on top of ramen. Dude goes out of his way to request a soy egg
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