Stacy
@ParentingpantsThe illustrated account of one mother, struggling to get it. She quite possibly never will.
Look! I made a thing! Introducing The Piano Mouse, written by Lindsay Bayford tmblr.co/ZpnYnv2FYPDFU
Thank Christ that "girl" rhymes with "world", or 9 out of 10 songs would go nowhere.
For all the parents who have the balls to Duck-tape your kid's boots on, I salute you.
Is it wrong that I'm excited when I get to put a new 2000 Flushes in the toilet?The promise of a less disgusting house is so, so appealing.
I remember now why my son was always half naked when he was 2 and under--because dressing a moving target makes me crazy!!!
It's always time to play, no matter how badly I think I want to worry or be grouchy about something. #thingsI'velearnedfrommykids
Hey little baby! Did you just find a stick to chew on INSIDE? Great to see that you have a secret stash, beaverbaby! Good housekeeping, mom.
Regrowing lettuce in your kitchen: possible + not going to solve world hunger. http://t.co/oZWeSQeteH
My favorite quote of the week: "you can either have happy kids or a clean house, so fuck it!" --- Harried Mom
A few months ago she was a motionless flesh loaf, now she will destroy the world and herself if I turn my back for 1sec. I need a nanny.
Knowing your older child well will help you in deciding whether or not they are ready to babysit. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1XXAJuP
When things are a little too busy, I need an antidote to the crack-up. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1VrlioJ
Nursing my baby while eating, just dropped Parmesan cheese in her neck crease. I'd like to say it's the first time, but it's so, so not.
Taking your kids out for Hallowe'en can be great, as long as you dress them up right. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1UBEYKM
Your instincts are both futile and adorable. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1Q_CYsE
Family ties: the special relationships in life are the ones you're born into like a captive squirrel. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1OcLa71
Mistakes in parenting: The story of a boy, a roboscorpion, and friendship. tmblr.co/ZpnYnv1KBsbZY
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