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co-authored my first novella with my good friend Jerry; Rose's Addiction my niece Annabell did the art work, THANK YOU ANNABELL! paperback should be available later today or tomorrow amazon.com/dp/B0CCK1GH4H/…
If you show up to someone's Thanksgiving dinner and they serve cranberry sauce, just leave, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life
*quietly tries to open a bag of chips during a blow job*
can't wait for thanksgiving morning so I can see The Rock post on IG how he's in the gym getting a workout in before the big meal
Me: Where did I leave my keys. Any ideas brain? Brain: Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog Me: That’s not helpful Brain: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start Me: I hate you.
my love for pickle ball isn't about the sport, it's about destroying senior citizens competitively
Trying to write erotica but I'm almost in my mid-50s so everything is like, "It felt good, like putting on a brand new pair of socks for the first time."
Doing the same thing over & over and expecting different results is called perseverance
(british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then
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greatest character arc of all time Sheldon intentionally decides to not hatch from his egg claiming he has everything he needs: a microwave oven, pinball machine, stove, table tennis table, and an air conditioner
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me: [pays a prostitute for an hour to sit at the edge of my bed so I can practice my stand up routine] her: if you want me to laugh that's an extra $100
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