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Kelly Brassbridge

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Nothing's Really Real. REPATRIATED!

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Covid finally caught me. The first day was rough, but my turn around was pretty quick. I can’t say that the recovery would’ve been so swift had it not been for the half cup of Pennzoil Ultra Platinum Full Synthetic 5W-30 motor oil which I drank upon my first sign of symptoms.


Why are we listening to medical experts when we could have Jim Breuer, Nikki Minaj, and seven other celebrities tell us what they know through a fresh Hollywood Squares reboot?


Is anyone else out there not getting the vaccine because the heard about Nikki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s big swole nuts?


Nikki Minaj has brought some interesting things to light concerning the harmful side effects of the vaccine. Combine that with what Goat Boy and the guy I know from high school say and I’m starting to wish I hadn’t been so quick to listen to these so called medical experts.


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🔥WATCH: “CRT is not in our schools, you didn’t know what it was 6 months ago… my 5yo gets that we mask up for others, wish more adults grasped that… if you only like democracy when it goes your way, you don’t like democracy” Holler’s @Kanew at last night’s WILCO board meeting


RIP to the Paragraph President. Watch that blazing arrow. #giftofgab


Giving your kid a unique and uncommon name is cursing them to the lifetime annoyance of endlessly repeating and explaining their name, on top of people misreading, misspelling, mispronouncing and forgetting their name.


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The Leviathan is a science fiction album with songs about first contact, time travel, inter-dimensional communication, psychedelic healing, theories of consciousness, and death. It's out now on all streaming services. robtheuniverse.com/theleviathan


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I don't tweet much but I figured I should probably let you folks know I have an album coming out next week. Alongside the album I'm releasing a lyric book with trippy art, mysterious hidden messages, secret content, and a qr code to the album. You can find it all on my website.

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Does the Devil have a butthole?


Yesterday will go down in history as the day the right was called together by their leader. The day they charged Capitol Hill to stand up for their beliefs. Their motive? “We want rude man!” #DCRIOTS


It’s almost like the police reserve deadly force for unarmed people. #DCRIOTS


Bad people. Domestic terrorists. Stupid people. Sad people. Losers.


Just watched E.T. on Peacock. Alright Peacock, see you next Christmas when my family watches The Office all day.


If the stimulus gets bumped up to $2000, I might regret my 12 votes for Joe Biden.


Jesus Tok the new idea from the Christian who regrettably ruined his t-shirt after f*ing a model with a bleached a*hole. #jesustok

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Good times talking with Maim about regrets and self improvement!

Here I talk about that time I almost ended my life 8 years ago! Getting Real when Nothing's Really Real featuring @nothingsreally maimtime.com/episodes/21-ge…



Trump is funny but he’s not this funny.

In case you’re wondering why #NobodyLikesTrump. Beware the Hot Mic.



Had a chance to write an episode for Ryan Estrada’s radio drama. Super silly, meta and fun.

I decided that instead of just rewriting all Dickens' weird outsourced stories, I would get even more accurate to the original project and outsource one of the episodes myself! This one is written by star of the show @NothingsReally! youtu.be/kTq1euR53mk

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