Sarah “my fussy wife” Burton
@NotRubHarassMean Book Club host. Former Writer/Performer @UCBTheatreNY. Former Producer/Host @Huffpost and @BuzzFeed. NBC Late Night Writers Workshop Finalist.
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Shout out to my people, the ones that take screenshots of things they don’t want to forget and then never look back at their recent photos! I see you!
All The Gold In California youtube.com/watch?v=A-o-xP… via @YouTube
Brilliant funny wild Skrzat on the loose, somebody grab her
Got laid off tuesday from my beautiful, life-changing job of 8 years that led to some of my most meaningful relationships. Come on twitter do your thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I were Elon I'd be tweeting crazy stuff too. Anything to distract everyone from the fact that my dad and sister are fucking.
My not yet 2-year-old is already trying to get me off his back. “Bye bye Mommy.” “Couch, Mommy. Go sit.” Or the classic: “Go away Mommy NOW”
Kieran was NOT scared of heights, unfortunately @ Waimea Canyon Lookout instagram.com/p/CmxUwOjvLBj/…
it me
BuzzFeed to Cut 12 Percent of Workforce Amid “Audience Shift to Vertical Video,” CEO Says hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit…
White Lotus is the only thing keeping me going right now
Nice! Just got LAID off. If anyone has any writer or producer work, please send it my way! I'm great with docu-style and comedic sketch punch-ups. sarahjeanburton [a] gmail
They finally sent this bitch to jail
I’m sorry but if your kids are older than my kids, you are older than me
I’m now forever locked in as a “fussy wife” - good luck getting a divorce now @mikehrom
My pilot Alienated is a quarterfinalist! I can hate myself but I don’t always have to hate my writing
Congratulations to the quarterfinalists of the 2023 WeScreenplay TV Pilot Screenwriting Lab! 🎉 bit.ly/3zBmG1b
Saw this in the news this morning - my husband immediately responds: “if she’s doing that to protest the rising interest rates and house prices, I fully support her”
Like a scene from a horror movie. Woman attacks occupied house in Pasadena with a pickaxe.
Parents, check your childrens’ Halloween candy. You could be making thousands of dollars
#BREAKING 12,000 fentanyl pills seized in wrappers of Skittles, Whoppers and SweeTarts at LAX, sparking renewed Halloween warnings to parents abc7.com/halloween-warn…
the best part of sitting in the exit row is when the flight attendant comes by to make you promise not to be a coward
I’ve watched the mole TWICE and if it’s not Jacob I’m shook
I said to my mom "did you hear about the try guys" and she said "who" and in that moment I felt blessed to be able to say "never mind"
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