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Nomad

@Nomad1019

Most ppl dream of becoming an astronaut while I dream of becoming a husband and father, have many pets including 3 chickens called breakfast, lunch and dinner..

Joined February 2010
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"@9GAGTweets: Took me a long time to realise that, but it changed.. - " --- should be wants...


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Balloons are so weird. Like 'Happy Birthday' here's a plastic coloured sack of my breath


I hate it when I meow at #cats and they don't meow back. Sooo rude...


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People with Conversion Disorder experience physical effects from emotional stress -- Teasing them can cause temporary blindness.


#got #GoTfans --- @GameOfThrones --- Drogo and the Khaleesi are the ultimate couple! I know guys with beards who cried on season 2 finale!!


The most flawless invention of all time. - twitpic.com/cv45mj" ya right?!!


The longest place name in the U.S. is Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg located in Webster, Massachusetts." --heyy macarina


Listen up gang. we like to goof around on twitter and have fun, but on Sundays we’re tweeting for Jesus.... pffff classic!


Holy f*** .. just saw a python kill and eat an entire alligator!!!! #WTF


Words can't dezcribe what you feel when a tiger is coming for you...


..... more like relationSHIT...


"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."


Every day, about 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die... we are over populated... #2in1out


Anyone know what spoonerism is??


Look at #MyCatBarry hiding from me.. maby coz I said: "wonder what hotcat tastes like"... http://t.co/s2942bceoc

Nomad1019's tweet image. Look at #MyCatBarry hiding from me.. maby coz I said: "wonder what hotcat tastes like"... http://t.co/s2942bceoc

Apparently the color blue causes the brain to release calming hormones, making it the color most suitable for studying and relaxation...


"@ThatsmeAngela: Shiny, happy, pampered hair? ..... haha yr wearing a texas tuxedo. ..


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Only about 1% of the population has a "genius" IQ of 140 or higher.


A REAL MAN is not defined by how many girlfriends he had. It's by how many girls cried when he said "NO I'm TAKEN and I LOVE her"


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