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Keith Perkins

@Nebbachuck

Fucking savant at saying the wrongest possible thing

Joined December 2011
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I get Jack in the Box switching to the Coke free style machine to keep up with Burger King and Wendy's, but why couldn't they get working ones?


Roses are red Violets are blew If I play my cards right I'll get blown too


Autocorrect ruins more texted jokes than in helps me spell


Do I have the face of a bartender or something? Like 1 outta 3 times I ride the bus I get a drunk that wants to to sit buy me and tell me their story (over and over again)


Fck you communities that put in winding sidewalks. Chances are I'm going to one of the places all the cars are going. Follow the damn street. I'm already going like 1/12 the speed of the cars I don't need a 15% increase in distance


I never quit..... However, I do lnow my limitations and stop trying


I don't understand women, or men, or dogs for that matter, but especially not women


Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you just want to cuddle...no wait thats not how that saying goes


Ever missed someone in a dream? 50% chance you wake up and they aren't there making it a bad dream but there's also a 50% chance you wake up next to them making it a great dream


If there was a tape measure that I could use to measure how much I love you, it would take several lifetimes just to walk the circumstance just to get the answer


Anyone ever have life and them lemons? Not just ordinary lemons. Exploding lemons designed to get juice in your eye so life can take a piss on your shoes while your blinded


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