I recorded my DJ set from this Friday, it’s some of my better work. Recommended settings are a house party, pregame, at the gym, or in your headphones on the ski slopes. Have a listen. mixcloud.com/natedogwoof/we…

It was a great year for Pedro Pascal. Subsequently, also a pretty good year for guys who kinda look like Pedro Pascal

Idk who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a subscription to your alarm clock

About to go to my longtime barber and show him pics/videos of the hairstyle I’m looking for after growing my hair out for a few months. Sooooooo embarrassing. Already close to caving. “Give me the usual boss.”

Just a quick reminder that if your costume requires a name tag it sucks.

Dropping it low in the Nordstrom fitting room to make sure the suit pants can handle my moves and all this ass

Girlfriend still hasn't asked me to go to the pumpkin patch 😔

And then watch an hour of Instagram reels every day

Well said, Wilford, but you lost me at edifying. As a league bowler, every turn feels like life or death

Great setup at the bar here in case you wanted to simultaneously catch TCU/UCF and play Beethoven’s symphony no. 7

At this very moment young men across the country are unplugging the TVs in their bedrooms and setting them up on the living room floor. Enjoy it fellas.

Beautiful views in Newport

Currently in my office cabinet arsenal - salt and pepper - smoked paprika - two hot sauces - olive oil and red wine vinegar - chipotle gourmaise - jar of peanut butter Adds max option value and versatility for Tupperware lunches and bland work provided lunch.

Me at my GFs friends house when all the guys there are UFC Hardos

Jed - these items are far too useful for a junk drawer. I’d like to make some recommendations: - free beer token from vacation - golf tees - singular ear plug - various product manuals - poker chip - aux to lightning dongle - rubber gasket variety pack - 50 pesos

Have this pack of tortillas from the grocery store that are all stuck together. So annoying. But then my girlfriend told me that Safeway refunded the purchase. I’m waaaay less concerned about peeling them apart carefully now. #PlayingWithHouseTortillas

My friend invited me to play in his fast pitch baseball league. Just added “baseball practice” to the calendar. What a feeling. I think it’s been 12 years.

.@paulbowyer’s commitment to hating his birthday is a case study on being a curmudgeon. He turned his phone off and put it in a drawer. He’ll see this @ tomorrow. Happy bday Dad

Preparing for Thursday’s Presidential Debate by watching that incredible Dune 2 Sandworm TikTk on repeat.

Jealous of my Hawaiian customers who start and end every call and email with "Aloha" and "Mahalo." In just two words they let me know they're headed to the beach after work, eating delicious tropical fruits, and swimming with humuhumunukunukuapua'a.

Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter is NOT the song of the summer. Please please please do not claim it to be.