Mike Rose
@MikeFlowers99Writer. Townie. Silly fella. One Time I Met David Carradine.
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No one is ready to talk about How High is the greatest comedy of the 21st century. @methodman @therealredman
Once again they’re rebooting Superman and once again Three Doors Down wonders when the fuck they’re gonna get that call. @JamesGunn
There’s officially 8 billon people living on this planet. I blame @NickCannon
All the new #Hellraiser movie needs to do to succeed is make one god damn lick of sense.
Which is fine. She’s there to remind us that sometimes it just rains on your birthday and there is nothing you can do about it.
The characters of @CobraKaiSeries are the most endearing on television because of this. Except for Sam. Sam is a one-way ticket to bummer town at all times.
direct proportion to our own needs, wants, desires and whims at any given moment. It’s an adult conversation about the complex dualities of mankind told through the lens of teenage karate gang wars in the San Fernando Valley.
The genius of @CobraKaiSeries is that every character is a hero and every character is a villain. And every character is at their most villainous when they are self-righteous and absolutely convinced they are doing the right thing. The way we treat our fellow humans is often in
Spirit: 1: A malevolent being that is bodiless but can become visible specifically: Ghost 2: liquid containing ethanol and water that is distilled from an alcoholic liquid or mash. Flew @SpiritAirlines It made me want to get drunk and die. And that was before the second arrest.
I guess it’s just not the year to be a backstage wrestling guy named Ace. @AEW @wwr @FightfulSelect @bryanalvarez @davemeltzerWON @SeanRossSapp @BRWrestling
I don’t know what people are so upset about. His name isn’t CM Square. ☝️If you don’t get it just know that it is a perfect joke. ☝️ @AEW
TBH, Mr. Punk, managing a Target seems like it would be quite a challenging job. @AEW
The Foot Clan stole Walkmans and cigarettes to provide housing for wayward youth. The Ninja Turtles and Casey Jones straight up murdered Shredder for it cuz their dad had beef. All while cozying up to the media to control the narrative.
Pitch: Redo the whole first season of MoonKnight but with Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines
So if dreams are just glimpses of our lives in other universes then I really wanna know what’s going on in the universe where my penis keeps falling off at the dentist’s office.
Last night was embarrassing. The fact that people are pretending it was “the honorable thing to do” and making excuses for that egomaniac is disgusting. The Godfather is boring and stupid. Coppola is hack who can’t make a watchable film when there is no one around to reign him in
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