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Somewhere between “ 5 toffees for 1 shilling” and “1 toffee for 5 shillings”, we grew up!


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The Dead Horse Theory “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in modern business, education and government, far more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:


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11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance. 12. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and, therefore, contributes substantially more to the bottom line of....


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...the economy than do some other horses. 13. Re-writing the expected performance requirements for all horses. 14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position of hiring another horse.”


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Realist shit I ever read: "People pray for the cake. Then the Universe gives them the batter, oil, icing, a pan, an oven, they get frustrated and leave the kitchen." Let that sink. Sometimes you have everything right in front of you, but how bad do you want it?


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People who want to see you win, will help you win. Remember that.


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Fellas eat abortion pussy then wonder why they got voices in their head


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Paradox of addiction: The same thing that comforts you is the same thing that kills you.


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The Eyes, Chicco. They never lie.


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Pound - Dollar - Ksh.

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Today, I experienced the profound loss of friends in an incident that shattered the very foundations of my world. This wasn't a mere accident, instead, it was the devastating outcome of a flawed justice system and the presence of mob justice casting a dark shadow over our society



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The eyes, chico. They never lie.


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You go low, I go where that submarine at...


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I don't hold grudges. You did what you did, I felt what I felt and it is what it is.


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驷马难追(sì mǎ nán zhuī), a Chinese idiom, means a promise can’t be taken back even by a 4-horse coach, which emphasizes that what’s said must be done. It comes from an article by the famed Han Fei in Warring States period (475-221 BCE).


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Glad to see so many embrace therapy. A few of you need exorcism as well but... Baby steps


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