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@Mandy_y_y

My favorite thing to do is remember

Joined May 2017
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Wildest part about adulthood is how motivational everyone gets. You can’t even say you hate yourself anymore without somebody being like, “You’re in control of your life.” Like bro what happened to hopelessness, what happened to teen angst?


Spent $30 on a chuck roast just for my crockpot to turn off randomly while it was cooking. 7 hours and it’s still pink inside and it’s been sitting at room temp for who knows. Always thought my failure was due to lack of discipline but it turns out it’s just general incompetence


I only get my period 4 times a year and even that is too much. Every time I just start thinking how it would actually be easier to just die.


Don’t get mad at me but I feel like we made a mistake pushing hair grease off the market


I spent hours finding the cc that was breaking my game only for it to turn around and re-upload itself because my sims folders keep syncing to my onedrive even though I told it not to. Now my game is broken again and I don’t remember which cc it was. I think I’m done.


Me trying to get through the male protagonist parts of a dual POV novel


My favorite thing is that there’s a Shrek reference for almost everything

MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD

Shrek's tweet image. MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD


Did you know that it’s illegal to eat office retirement party cake without first saying, “I guess today will be a cheat day.” I’m actually so serious, like they will shoot you


I’m not an expert on cults but I think I’ve put in enough podcast hours to say definitively that adultifying children with spiritual language (children are spiritually adults in smaller bodies bc reincarnation) is pretty much always used to set the stage for sexual abuse.


Went to sleep an hour early. Thinks I’m going to get 8 full hours. Woke up an hour before my alarm and couldn’t go back to sleep 🤦🏾‍♀️


There are some letters that I hate. Uppercase N, for example. N’s baby, little n, is so much cuter.


Yall can’t even stop publicly lusting after male celebrities that you know don’t like Black women. The 4b girlies would take you out back like Old Yeller


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