Manan Sagar
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Yes Bank Story so far! (a long thread)
boys literally don’t post ANYTHING on social media a guy could be getting married and he’ll only post like the sunset on his story
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes! Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen. He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
Having no kids is all fun & games until your taxes come back and you get $800, meanwhile ol girl who been having babies since she was 16 just bought a private jet.
Take pictures of your parents.A lot of them,secretly,randomly while they're laughing, or watching TV or sleeping or just eating their favorite food or just sitting there with that noor on their faces.Cuz wallahi these are the most precious moments of your life and it's fleeting.
In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother... I get to counter... Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there.... McD worker: 12 Me: I’ll take them all
#ShareYourRejections Once I got a standard rejection from a dream publication. Then, A YEAR LATER, the editor wrote me: "I still think about your story, is there any way you could resent it?" So I resent it! He wrote back and said, "Oh, now I remember why we rejected it."
Me during sex: hurt me Him: you’ve gained a lot of weight since high school and your personality doesn’t make up for it Me: wait- Him: your tweets aren’t funny and you’re so creatively burnt out you’re forced to use meme templates for content Me: p l s s t o p
can u believe hannah baker cried bc they said she had a fat ass
The most bullshit argument I've ever seen on Twitter is, "You have a large number of followers, so tweet responsibly". They're my followers not my children - how the hell am I responsible for them?
flight departure: 5:00pm my parents at 8:58am:
We will spend 1 lakh rupees on a new smartphone, but we want pirated copies of a book which is a piece of art, a work of condensed human intelligence that has the potential to change our lives forever!
day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl
![Mad freak with messy hair!
Student.
Sometimes I paint what I feel. [not a pro artist]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1073261326569332736/j8IaKshW.jpg)
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