Mallory Patterson
@MalPatterson28mom to Marleigh 💕
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It’s 11:03 and I just had to sit on the side of the bed and “rock” my toddler so she would finally go to sleep. Why can’t my child love sleep?!?! 😭
The newborn stage was cool but honestly I’m loving the toddler stage like yea she’s bad as hell but this kid is hilarious and she’s smart af. I love that I’m able to have conversations with her and just watch her do some Crackhead shit all day
Okay but y’all really pay $50 or more for a shirt?! I can barely let myself pay $30-$35
Once you have a kid everything changes. You lose friends and no longer get invited to things. Wouldn’t change her for the world though.
Anyone else with a toddler be like wow it’s only 8:50 😅😴
Snapchat memories of when your baby was a baby will really have you sitting there like 🥺
Marleigh and I are watching Cocomelon and the song about what are you thankful for comes on and Marleigh says “thankful for mommy” 🥺💕
When you just cleaned the playroom and you heard all the blocks being poured out again 😅
It’s all fun and games until your kid 💩s int the bathtub
Cleaning out the pantry this morning with my little sidekick and she says “Apple Apple Apple”.....she was trying to bite into a potato 😅
Marleigh only took one nap yesterday that was for one hour when normally she takes two naps and this morning she woke up at 5:30 😅😴
Okay but some of these instacart shoppers are soooooo slow
Y’all can mom shame all you want but there’s nothing better than ending the day with cuddling your baby and waking up to their smiling face.....plus my baby won’t sleep unless she’s touching me
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