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Matthew McLendon

@MMcLendon51

Joined September 2015
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that dude with lesbian aura and fire in his heart


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microscopic beavers are damming the blood vessels in my brain do you undrrstamf


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Starting your most incoherent sentence with "put simply" to deflect blame onto the reader


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i bang my head against the wall and say “stupid, stupid, stupid” every time i take more than 20 seconds to do the nyt mini crossword


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Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom


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I was making deals on silk road rest stops while you and your boys were still figuring out seasonal crop rotation


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the fact that the sky itself has been stolen from us is beyond disbelief


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"what's 2+2?" the well-educated snow leopard:

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the well-educated snow leopard:

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i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet


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i’m lowkey obsessed with retiring to my quarters come nightfall


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every city is a walkable city if you’ve got big strong beefy legs and an indomitable human spirit like me. also broke and car-less


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i was taught a strange amount about the iditarod as a child


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With all due respect that was outrageously gay


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oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from


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“Mi Tink Me Gwaan Tek Mi Own Life” has been repeating in my head nonstop since seeing it on that Brad Pitt picture a few days ago. My inner monologue can’t quite get the patois down though.


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Mr Bean themed bar in Vietnam


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