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no one: med students practicing wellness:
the childless cat lady rhetoric is deeply alienating. some of us are childless dog ladies.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise, and it begins, "As a scribe I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight wishing to die."
Love the thing where Outlook deletes emails about meetings if I rsvp to them. Very helpful. Zero chance I'll need to look at that email again to see the agenda, find the Zoom link, etc. A million stars.
Not really a night owl or a morning bird. More of a perpetually exhausted pigeon.
If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is: “No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”
Amazes me that people still don’t get it. Health insurance companies don’t care about you. They want to extract money from your healthy body until you are no longer healthy, then they want you to die as quickly as possible so they can focus on other money producing bodies.
The 2022 #MetGala looks as medical specialties. Don’t ask me who these people are bc I don’t know most of them
In light of the draft of a leaked majority Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v Wade, I want to call your attention to the people that would be impacted most by the end of legalized abortion across the United States. 🧵:
Things my DJ said/did at the wedding that were ✨uncalled for✨ number one: “let’s drop it like it’s hot.. in the name of the Lord”
Green bean casserole is the Chandler Bing of Thanksgiving dinner. You don’t expect it to be your favorite, but there it is every time winning all of our hearts.
If I’m intubating a baby, and I grab a 1 Miller instead of a 00 Miller, I’ll know instantly. If I’m intubating a baby, and you hand me a 3.5 ETT instead of a 2.5 ETT, I’ll know instantly. If during surgery, you hand a surgeon a scalpel instead of a bovie, she’ll know instantly.
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