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Lailen MA

@Lailenma

Construction 👷 | duck lover | ASTRAL POTATO. Purely Magickal, Lost in time. Like a duck, I can sit on water.

Joined October 2011
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It's all there. In that small feeling that you ignore. There in lies the answer to all your questions. There in lies the entire universe. ♥


Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Lailenma's tweet image. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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“The garden of the world has no limits, except in your mind.” - Rumi


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Low testosterone levels is the TRUE pandemic for modern men. Here are 6 ways to OPTIMIZE your Testosterone levels:

TheConquerMM's tweet image. Low testosterone levels is the TRUE pandemic for modern men.

Here are 6 ways to OPTIMIZE your Testosterone levels:

What the actual F

The LifeStraw is an extremely reliable portable water filtration system. Each Straw is good for 1000 gallons. Perfect for pulling water from the environment in emergencies. Get one for your outdoor adventures & your bug-out bag, it may save your life: amazon.com/gp/product/B07… #ad

thehackerb0t's tweet image. The LifeStraw is an extremely reliable portable water filtration system. Each Straw is good for 1000 gallons. Perfect for pulling water from the environment in emergencies. Get one for your outdoor adventures &amp; your bug-out bag, it may save your life: <a style="text-decoration: none;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://t.co/hNxR7H3Eid">amazon.com/gp/product/B07…</a> #ad
thehackerb0t's tweet image. The LifeStraw is an extremely reliable portable water filtration system. Each Straw is good for 1000 gallons. Perfect for pulling water from the environment in emergencies. Get one for your outdoor adventures &amp; your bug-out bag, it may save your life: <a style="text-decoration: none;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://t.co/hNxR7H3Eid">amazon.com/gp/product/B07…</a> #ad


Give me a sharp weapon and I'll choose the crocodile on land

Maybe the hippo 🤷🏾‍♂️

Break111710's tweet image. Maybe the hippo 🤷🏾‍♂️


"Gently guide the the python out?"

I would have simply met Jesus that night. Part 1



🥲

you may approach the lizard king

mischiefanimals's tweet image. you may approach the lizard king


Gag reflex below zero... She's a keeper this one.

Egg-eating snakes (genus Dasypeltis) live in Africa and feed on bird eggs. Watch one swallowing a egg bigger than its head breaking its shell with its cervical vertebrae. The entire process took 2 hours [📹 Living Zoology: buff.ly/30LaFIm]



You're proposing that the snake be fed????? ? 😂😂😂 Burn the whole building down... Shut down that county and set the whole country a blaze!!!! Burn everything and leave.

Put watering points outside the office along the hedge. It's looking for water



Imagine being married. Some ghetto shit!


We strive to find ourselves. A trillion parts of us scattered across galaxies. Bound by fate. Cursed. Like a rolling snowball, to gather itself, eons upon eons. This is our story. Endless and ageless.


There's no journey back home. You are already home. The journey you take is to open your senses to the fact that YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE. That YOU, I, WE, is ONE.


I remember buying these fish some time back. Got home, put them in a bucket of water, and they swam away. Be cautious.

Buana kuna mudfish nimeuziwa sahii inakaa kiatu,its big though

polo_kimani's tweet image. Buana kuna mudfish nimeuziwa sahii inakaa kiatu,its big though
polo_kimani's tweet image. Buana kuna mudfish nimeuziwa sahii inakaa kiatu,its big though


That 5 second tension between me and my cat just before it bites me... I mean I've wasted money on chew toys but it's not interested. 😔


My guy Ludwin van beethoven came in second. 🥲.

Lailenma's tweet image. My guy Ludwin van beethoven came in second. 🥲.

Chicken soup and 1 bread? 😭😂

Do you struggle with dinner ideas?? I got you, this is my weekly menu for the week 10/23-29/2022

Wanjamajid's tweet image. Do you struggle with dinner ideas?? I got you, this is my weekly menu for  the week 10/23-29/2022


😂 Thinking about this, my arrogance and hard headedness has cost me at times but I'm glad I ain't anyone's bitch...

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