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David

@LadyMess

Negative Nancy, Repetitive, Know it all, high blood alcohol level, Musical Muse, Your secret gay lover. #singlelady #702

Joined March 2009
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The monster under my arm popped. I'm so alarmed.


I just can't seem to keep my bladder empty


The hooker on cops said "Marijuana was my favorite past time." As I sit here and say #preach


I have Prepared Bounty for the inhabitants of mego_lego702 's house ;) #AsianPersuasion #LookALikeAManinstagram.com/p/fekoWbiSdx/


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The most refreshing thing is when someone is true to themselves and does not give a fuck about what others think.


I don't understand guys that don't like getting head, they're not human. You just haven't had it right #gay


"@TFLN: (720): You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life." I can hear @xokristib saying this! Xo


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(720): You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.


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(519): You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything


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(907): As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.


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(714): GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!


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(609): You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...


Ghetto Bird flying over the neighborhood! #Vegas


My heart still breaks when I watch any of the Twilight movies. #ToTheLeftToTheLeft


My favorite quote in life: "Boobi Poop!!!!" -Ry Pie my tiny baby niece :) I miss her.


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What an #Taurus can't stand: Someone who promises you the world and fails to deliver.


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