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Kyle Spence

@KyleTSpence

Scuba diving space geek who builds houses and writes books. Opinions my own. Really need to get my website going again. A parody of life.

Joined March 2011
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On #WorldBookDay2024 don't forget I wrote a comedy sci-fi about a Belfast thief with co-stars including a space squid and an AI defence program that studied social media and left Earth. amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B0BW27…

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5 exercises I'd NEVER do if I had 20+ pounds to lose:


I'm guessing this is why Elon's dad has a child with Elon's step-sister.

They can't accept that some people just don't want to have children. What a dumb hill to die on.

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NEWTOWN, Conn. (AP) — Satirical outlet The Onion has bought Alex Jones' Infowars at auction, relatives of Sandy Hook shooting victims say.



New face on Mars just dropped, this one screaming in existential dread from being on a dead planet.

An incredibly detailed view of Mars by the Curiosity rover.

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Why might there be a delay in the details of a police investigation being made public? Well, many reasons. None of which relate to a conspiracy or a “cover-up”. Let’s take a quick look🧵👇


Seems Wee Tommy and a wee lad from our own shores make the same mistake when talking shite.

Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣

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In a globalised world this doesn't just apply to America.

In 1995, American astronomer Carl Sagan predicted what a future American society could look like. His forecast has been proven prescient. Read below.

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In the year 1582 something strange happened. Thursday 4th October was followed immediately by Friday 15th October. This is the story of history's 10 missing days...

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The multi-billionaire business leader Barry Diller … on Truth Social:

This continues to be one of my favorite Earth-to-America moments of this entire Trump era. “Why are you even talking about this? It’s stupid.” Trump stock price then: $44. Now: $16.



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Poor Jonathan Gullis has applied for teaching jobs but not been given an interview. In unrelated news, here he is calling teachers commies and bolsheviks.



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Just published the "tax longlist" - 29 ways Rachel Reeves could raise £22bn. I've tried to cover every serious proposal that's out there. This thread will be *long*.

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Working my my through the #Halo series on Paramount again and still find the most unbelievable story aspect is that at no point does Master Chief not immediately drop his assault rifle for a Covenant weapon because the human weapons are all shit.


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Britain's productivity "puzzle"

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Foundations: Why Britain Has Stagnated. A new essay by @bswud, @SCP_Hughes & me. Why the UK's ban on investment in housing, infrastructure and energy is not just a problem. It is *the* problem. And how fixing it is the defining task of our generation. ukfoundations.co



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This is the note that Jimmy Carter placed on the Voyager spacecraft in 1977

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Genuinely gutted, James Earl Jones was such an icon. Any time I try to do a loving impression of his voice it is of King Jaffe Joffer. Such a great sense of humour he had, he will be sorely missed.

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Wise words

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Pure gold. 🤣

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