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Dear @SuperSportRugby please wait for gaps in action to force a @SpurRestaurant add on to the screen. You are better than this. Hopefully.
What are your plans for Sunday? If you said @parkacoustics but don't have tickets yet, RT this tweet & stand a chance to win 1 of 5.
What a fucking awesome ride!! Game of thrones(ish)?! "Oh, you like this character? Well fuck you! He's dead!" #Banshee
Whoohoo!!! Mother Nature!! Lightning Storm in Pretoria! Time for that Spring freshness, and some braai action! Great time of year!
Do yourself a favor and go listen to @ManchesterOrch if you missed them @oppikoppifest you missed out!
Jacques Potgieter giving his all and then some! Come on Bulle! #SuperRugby
Guys insult each other and don't really mean it, and girls compliment eachother and don't really mean it.
A plus-side to being my friend is you can come to my house in your underwear and I wont judge you because I will also be in my underwear.
I met a girl at the club last night and she said she wanted the night to be "magical".. So I fucked her and disappeared.
"All that prayer stuff is, frankly, pretty useless." – Nelson Mandela onion.com/1274wKv
Which animal has an asshole on its back? A police horse.
"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand" - Steven Wright
Cruising past a Gautrain billboard that says "If you can read this you are going to slow"... The funny thing is, I'm on the Gautrain...
It's almost as if The Bible was written by racist, sexist, homophobic, violent, sexually frustrated men, instead of a loving God. Weird.
I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
#tagging a train ride in several tweets and instagrams... First thing that comes to mind: Who the fuck cares! It's worse than spam...
"@News24: Zuma's wife loses jewels in luggage theft news24.com/SouthAfrica/Ne…" shame.... NOT!!
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